Hey Mr. nine to five,
Ta tara, ta, ta tara,
you ain’t boxing me in,
blum blumblum, blum, blum blumblum..
(repeat)

Hey Mr. nine to five,
Tara ra ra,
you ain’t choking me, you ain’t cuffing me,
blumblum, blumbla..

Hey Mr. nine to five,
Tara ra ra,
you ain’t holding me, you ain’t limiting me,
blumblum, blumbla..

Hey Mr. nine to five,
Ta tara, ta, ta tara,
you ain’t breaking my balls,
blum blumblum, blum, blum blumblum..

(For women replace “You ain’t breaking my balls” with “You ain’t sagging my bum”.)

(repeat)

(Bridge)

I’m gonna mess YOU up,
I’m gonna stretch YOU out,
I’m gonna play WITH you,
I’m gonna turn it around..d..d..d.deh..

Turn it around, turn you around,
Turn it around, turn you around..d..d..d.deh..