Earth: "OH OH, listen to this. This guy was doing some maths homework. He was squeezing his brains out, he went out to the balcony and he got really angry. And then POP, he felt so great. Heh, he did go back and solve the problem but he was too happy to feel any happier.. rare.. very rare for joy to break through and out of anger"

Heaven: "You know.. and sometimes... and sometimes we're so close, we're so close to hugging, and they... and they take us apart.."
Earth: "I know"
Heaven: "There were these two little boys, brothers, and they were playing a game, and they were so beautiful, showing each other stuff and jumping up and down, and their parents came in and gave out for making so much noise and then told them that they would be better boys if they were doing their religious studies"
Earth: "Bad boys, good boys.. that's when I feel not just separated from you, but torn from you.."..

Earth: "Ahhh, but you know what sometimes really fills my heart!?"
Heaven: "What?"
Earth: "Its when I spot some people who not only see us together, but are joking about how others try to keep us apart"
Heaven: "Heh heh, yeah yeah"
Earth: "I heard this conversation the other day. There were these two lovely guys, and a third walked in, nice, but a stiff"
Heaven: "Yeah, yeah"
Earth: "The two guys wanted to mess with the head of this guy's head"
Heaven: "Yeah, yeah"
Earth: "So they pretended that they were talking with each other, and let the other guy overhear"
Heaven: "Yeah"
Earth: "So the first guy started going on about he had died the previous week, and how he found himself in his bedroom. He looks at God and says, "God, what is this? Is this purgatory? Is this some Jean-Paul Sartre type of Hell? What is it?". And God says, "Ah no, this is Heaven, you haven't been a bad boy at all". So he looks at God and gets enough strength to complain. He says to God: "If this is Heaven then I want to go back to Earth". And God says, with an obliging mile, "OK, well, there you are". And nothing happened. That was it. The third guy was scratching his head like mad"