A long long long long long, I mean really long, long time ago, there was this guy who was naked. It wasn't a big deal, everybody was naked. Anyway, just like most everybody else, this guy was furry. Well, maybe he was just very hairy, no more than others though, but he got this idea. His idea was that he would cover his dick so that the women around him would think that it was bigger than it actually was. You see, he had a smallish dick. Everything else was fine, good height (for his time), good features, no more smelly than others, and so on. Right, so he thought to himself that he would cover his dick and then he would be walking around and his dick would be hitting the thing it is covered by and it would be going up and down and it would attract attention.

He thought he would kill some animal, slit its throat, leave it bleed to death so that the animal wouldn't be splashing him and all that stuff, and then he would take its guts out, leave it to dry and then cut it to his size. So, he aimed for something like a fox; he dug a hole, covered it with some leaves and grass, whatever, and then this fox came along and down he fell. The fox made some sounds in expressing unhappiness about being in a hole and the guy heard them so he came over with a big rock and dumped it on the thing's head. The fox still moved a bit so the guy got himself a bigger rock and hammered it on top of the other rock. It did the job. Then he carried out his idea; slit its throat, unstuffed it, and hung it - no animal rights no nothing at the time, easy squeezy.

A couple of days later the guy was walking around with a bit of fox around his groins. Of course it attracted attention, the idea was certainly novel. Women looked at him, looked at his waist, then looked at him again, and then giggled. There is one thing I forgot to tell you. Women didn't actually mind the size of his penis. You see, it wasn't incredibly small or anything to worry about, it was certainly big enough for a good enough sexual experience - a fuck so to speak, but he wasn't aware of that fact, so his reaction to their reaction took things in a certain direction. It was like this: at first women laughed at the mere sight of him, mainly because he was doing something new, but he thought they